I bought some really funny coozies.
My family members say that I am the clown of the family. My friends say that I am the prankster of the group. I’m the one that is known for giving gag gifts for Christmas, birthdays, and any other occasion that calls for a gift. I’m the life of the party, and I really like to get things stirred up. I love to host bachelorette and birthday parties. I will be hosting a birthday party tonight for my father. He is turning sixty, so this is a big year for him and for me. I bought some really funny coozies for the party. They will keep our drinks cold and give everyone a laugh at the same time. Most of them refer to my dad as being an old fart. I hope he thinks they’re funny. I don’t want to make him mad.